Introducing Le Cordon Bleu’s Newest Student: Me!

Posted in Uncategorized on October 21, 2009 by thegoodpinkknight

Thanks to my boyfriend’s discriminating taste buds and his big sexy manly appetite I have been pushing the perverbial envelope with my cooking for the last year and a half or so and its really paid off. I am always trying to make my food not only taste great, not just amazing but taste so amazing it leaves you speachless.
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At first I just wanted to be able to duplicate some 4 or 5 star recipes I’d run across but very quickly that wasn’t enough, I wanted to improve them, and then started coming up with my own dishes. For the past few months I have been seeking out recipes of the worlds best chefs and trying to uncover the flavors behind their masterpieces.
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When I first started looking into taking classes I started out with Sushi, when I went to the Japanese specialty store to get what I needed I had a hard time finding everything on my list. I asked the clerk about the missing items and he bent over laughing at me, he literally couldn’t breathe fr the shock of what I was asking for. What? I asked innocently.  He kept laughing, answering: “If your going to all this trouble you might as well go out to sea and catch your own shark and make your own shark skin grater while your at it!” NO FAITH! Geez! If Iron Chef Masaharu Morimo can do it why cant I? I mean granted I’m not anywhere near his league but I’m no chump and I love a good challenge!
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My hero: Alton Brown is one of them, he is actually the one who gave me the courage to even fathom becoming a chef. According to him (in an interview I saw online) he didn’t even become a chef until his mid to late thirty’s! Well I’m about to turn 29 so I guess its not to late for me either!
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Classes begin in 2 weeks, Le Cordon Bleu here I come! Lesson one: Knife Skills. Oh no Watch Out! She’s got a sharp knife and she knows how to use it! Well I will.
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I found this

Posted in Love, Hate, and Being a Woman, Romance, That's what I said!, You can't handle the truth! on September 7, 2009 by thegoodpinkknight

I love these poems, and this last one really connected to my thoughts of the day…

http://maridurant.wordpress.com/2009/09/07/is-it-me-or-are-you-crazy/

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Love Redeemed – An Unexpected Ryan’s Roses

Posted in Love, Hate, and Being a Woman, Romance, That's what I said! on March 18, 2009 by thegoodpinkknight

Everyone know Ryan Seacrest? Yes? The Host of American Idol and Morning DJ for 102.7 KISS FM in Los Angeles.
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Well, in case you didn’t know he has a bit called Ryan’s Roses (imagine the TV show cheaters in abridged radio format). Lately I have been avoiding listening to it because it bums me out. I mean every guy turns out to be a cheater or a loser or a player or a creep or any combo of all of those and every woman comes off pitiful or needy or insecure or just plain crazy… or again any combination of all of those.
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That’s not a note a want to start my day on. Too much drama and misery and chaos. I mean don’t get me wrong it is entertaining and pulls you in but it’s a cheap thrill.
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So ANYWAY this morning it came on and as always I debated back and forth with myself about whether or not I really wanted to hear it, normally I decide against it but it’s been a while so I left it on. Well let me tell you! I’m glad I did Love was SO redeemed.
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This morning’s Ryan’s Roses went like this:

Wife: Ryan, I have been married for 25 years and my husband and I never have sex anymore. I think he’s cheating, I found a half empty bottle of Viagra in his gym bag.

Ryan: OK then let’s do the call and find out.

Actress: (Makes the call) Hello is this Fake Flowers (insert name of husband here) you’ve just been chosen for a free dozen red roses! We don’t need billing, just the name of who you want to send them to and a note.

Husband: Really they are free?

Actress: yes completely just let me know who you would like to send them to plus a note.

Awkward pause as everyone waits with held breath for the potentially cheating bastard to get caught.

Husband: Okay let’s do this; Send them to my Beautiful wife.

Actress: (Suspiciously) Okay and what would you like to put on the note?

Husband: Every Day that passes, every minute that goes by, I love you more and more, and you’re the reason why.

Me: (In uncertain surprise) Awwwwww!!!

Ryan: Hey this is Ryan Seacrest and you’re on the radio.

Husband: Huh? What’s going on?

Ryan: Your wife is on with us here and she wants to know if you’re not cheating how come you have a half used bottle of Viagra in your gym bag.

Husband: (Embarrassed hesitation) Uhhh can we not do this on the radio?

Ryan: Well no, we are already on the air, just tell us.

Wife: (awkward confused tone) yeah, that was a sweet poem dear but are you cheating on me?

Husband: No… look if you want to know the truth I have been taking them in case you regained any interest in that part of our lives. I’m almost 50 so sometimes it doesn’t work the way it should and since I get home at 4PM I take it at 3PM and hope for the best. But so far you haven’t responded to my attempts to get your attention.

Wife: Oh, but I haven’t noticed anything.

Husband: uhh no you’re always too busy.

Wife: Well we can talk about it when you get home.

Husband: (in his best sexy voice) well I can take off early if you know what I mean.

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AWWWWW! That guy still loves his wife after so many years! He still desires her and misses her when she isn’t around… what amazing love he has for her.
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She is so dumb. Does she have any idea how rare a man she has? Here she has a man who loves her no matter how insecure or distant she has been to him. Geesh Wake up lady!
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Now if that isn’t proof that true love exists I don’t know what is. I can only be so lucky that the person I give my heart to still loves me like that after more than 3 decades.
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Yep even after all I’ve seen and experienced, even after seeing friends lose their minds and men and women destroy each other’s hearts, knowing all there is in the world I just can’t help it… little sparks like this remind me that true love does exist.

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Do you feel it?



Friday the 13th Curiosities Explained (Abridged)

Posted in Uncategorized on March 13, 2009 by thegoodpinkknight

How it (may have) started:

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Norse myth says 12 gods having a dinner party in heaven were interrupted by an uninvited 13th guest named Loki, who tricked Hoder, the blind god of darkness into killing Balder the Beautiful, the god of joy and gladness. Balder died and the Earth became dark and sad.
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And/Or

In ancient Rome, witches reportedly gathered in groups of 12. The 13th was believed to be the devil.
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And/Or

The legendary Templar Knights who were deeply involved in the crusades and associated with losing the Holy Land had death warrants issued against them and were disseminated on Friday, October 13, 1307
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And/Or

Jesus Christ was betrayed by Judas the 13th apostle, there were 13 at the last supper, and Jesus was crucified on a Friday.
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And/Or

The number 13 associated with femininity was purposely maligned by religious patriarchs in order to perpetuate their agenda. There are 13 lunar cycles in a year hence 13 menstrual cycles in a year.

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The Fear is real! Random Facts:

It’s been estimated that $800 to $900 million in the US is lost in business on this day.

At least 80 percent of high rise buildings to not have a 13th floor

Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Theodore Bundy and Albert De Salvo all have 13 letters in their names.

Even though there are less cars on the road on Friday the 13th the number of hospital admissions due to transport accidents increases by as much as 52 percent.

In france a “quatrorzieme” a professional 14th party guest who can be hired to avoid the unlucky number 13.

The clinical term for fear of Friday the 13th is Trisadekaphobia

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Good Luck/Bad Luck

Bad Luck
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Walking Under a Ladder.

A Black Cat Crossing Your Path.

Breaking a Mirror.

Opening an umbrella indoors.

Dropping a dishcloth.

Spilling Salt

Putting a hat on a bed.

Putting a purse on the Floor

Good Luck
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Turning in Place Seven Times Clockwise.

Finding a Cricket in your House.

Placing an Acorn in your Windowsill.

Cutting Your Nails on Friday

Getting Up on the Same Side of the Bed You Got in on and Stepping Down Left Foot First.

Always Keeping a Penny in Your Pocket.

Place a Photo of Your Loved One(s) on the Left Side of Your Office Desk.

So what does it all mean?
Who knows but it’s Friday and I’m going out!
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Top 10 Sexiest Women in the World

Posted in Uncategorized on March 12, 2009 by thegoodpinkknight

According to AskMen.com These 10 women are the hottest in the world. Some I am in total Agreement with, some I question.

10 – Kate Beckinsale
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9- Kristen Bell
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8- Rihanna
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7- Scarlett Johansson
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6- Alessandra Ambrosio
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5-Anne Hathaway
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4-Keeley Hazel
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3-Marisa Miller
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2- Megan Fox (I think should be #1)
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1- and the #1 hottest woman in the world according to askmen.com is….

1- Eva Mendes
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Thoughts anyone??

And here is a bonus from me… My #1 hottest favorite is:

Lucy Liu

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My favorite 8 Unexpectedly Delicious Lesser Known Asian Foods

Posted in Uncategorized on March 12, 2009 by thegoodpinkknight

In Los Angeles if you want good Asian food there are extreme obstacles working against you, ones that you probably didn’t even know existed. It may seem as though your choices are limitless but the truth is there are only 3 kinds of Asian food in LA.

1- Fast Food (Greasy and Suspicious at best)
2- 4 Star restaurant (Who can afford that? And it’s too Americanized anyway) or
3- Authentic (Like playing that game Where’s Waldo, sometimes you get lucky but most of the time you just give up).

Before you scroll down scrunching up your nose, know this… I used to look at food descriptions, or see unfamiliar food and because of my sheltered food life and unadventurous pallet, think “uuugh that does not sound delicious” but thanks to my amazing, handsome, sweet and culinarily adventurous boyfriend I have tried a lot of new foods over the last year and a half. This is my attempt to spread that awesome gift. I would never misguide my readers! These foods are YUMMY give them a chance.
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Let’s start with desserts because I am feeling naughty and self indulgent. My two absolute favorite Asian style desserts are: Zeen Duy AKA Sesame Ball, and Mochi.

Zeen Duy is basically a sticky delicious pancake-ish ball filled with a delicious coconut shredded textured chocolaty-ish flavor paste which is baked into the ball and rolled in sesame seeds. I am not the biggest fan of sesame but you can’t really even taste the seeds once the sweet bready-puddingy taste hits your tongue. It may not be for everyone but whoa it’s sure GOOD. Pic Below
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Mochi simply translated is a (soft) Rice Cake Ice Cream ball, it is similar to fried ice cream without the frying part. It is ice cream, just like any ice cream you would buy at your local grocer except it is surrounded by a thin soft sweet breading and rolled in powdered sugar. The best Mochi flavors are Strawberry, Red Bean (which tastes similar to a maple-y chocolate), or Mango. Pic Below
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Bao. The most amazingly easy yummy food on the go is Bao. Imagine a Beef stew and dumplings, you know like the all American mom makes? Now imagining that taste what was the best part of it? The Dumplings right? Well, Bao is like the dumplings from that stew but filled in the middle with the stew flavor… just as there are multiple types of stew there are multiple types of Bao filling.

My favorite is Char Si Bao – Tender Barbeque Pork. The other variations on this are: Sheng Jian – Raw Fried with Onion. Xiao Long – Broth Steamed and Filled with Soup and Gelled Meat, Seafood, or Vegetarian. Nai Huang – Egg yolk kind of like a pudding. And Do Sha – Azuki Red bean, which is more of like a chocolaty-mapleish desserty flavor. Pic Below
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Don’t let the name mislead you! Next is Mayonnaise Walnut Shrimp. I like mayo on a sub sandwich as much as the next person but the thought of heating it up and smothering shrimp with it made my stomach churn the first time I heard of the dish… I didn’t even want to try it but WOW I’m glad I did! Imagine candied walnuts meet a clear alfredo and baked into a sweet yet tangy delectable honey textured creamy delight, with none of the eggy tangy mayo flavor you might expect. Pic Below
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Tom-Ka-Fill-in-the-blank.
Tom Ka refers to the soup base and you decide the meat filling. Tom Ka Gai (chicken, the most popular), Tom Ka Kai (Shrimp, also good) Tom Ka Tofu… you get the idea. Tom Ka is a thin, as spicy as you like it, thin cream coconut based soup with onions, mushrooms and other various vegetables seasoned with lemongrass and spicy oil, again hard to describe to a virgin pallet but comparable in concept to a Thai mom making chicken soup for her children and it’s at least as, if not more, delicious as any American soups I’ve tasted. Pic below
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Fun Guo is next on my list. This healthier dumpling shaped bite size delight is frequently served during Dim Sum. Fun Guo is typically stuffed with cooked shrimp or pork, mushrooms, peanuts, garlic, and sometimes radish. For its basic ingredients its surprisingly Flavorful! Definitely a safe bet if you are unsure what to try, I’d compare the texture and seasoning to the Asian version of an Italian meatball. Other Names for it are fun quor, fun gor, fen guo, chiu chow dumpling, or teochew dumpling.
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Egg Pie is just what it sounds like… except that it doesn’t taste eggy and isn’t a breakfast food, it’s a dessert. You know how the whipped topping on keylime pie is made from egg but after tasting it you forget that? This is really similar. It’s exactly the same texture and a slightly lighter color as American pumpkin pie. The flavor is sweet but not too sweet. Get the word egg out of your mind and you would have no idea what this scrumptious dessert was made of. Pic Below
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Lugao. Last (and of course not least) we come to Lugao (also called Juk in Korean, Okayu in Japanese, Congee in Chinese, and Chok in Thai, Ganji in Indian). Lugao is good, its good and people all over the world eat it. To an American eye it may look like a gloopy sloppy flavorless bleached out oatmeal, let me assure you it is the most mouth-watering soup/porridge ever… yes , I mean EVER. If the orphans in Oliver Twist would have been served this porridge every one of them would have risked a lashing to get some more. It’s primarily eaten for breakfast or a late supper and is commonly made with chicken, green onion, bamboo, and is boiled in a white rice soup. Sometimes egg is added (I prefer it without) and it’s also good if you add a dash of seasoning (like fine ground Asian pepper) and soy sauce. Pic Below
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A final few tips from me to you:

~If you aren’t sure what something is ask!
~If you aren’t sure what’s in something, ASK!
~If you can’t read the menu don’t be afraid to ASK!
~And finally, if you don’t like something… just pretend you’re full and get it to go, then remember never to order whatever that was again. lol.

Happy Tasting!
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I’m No Desperate Housewife

Posted in Uncategorized on March 9, 2009 by thegoodpinkknight

Somewhere between reality and fantasy I tend to lose people. I think there must be a rip in the fabric of existence that draws people in, re-coloring reality to seem like something else, something they wish it to be perhaps, and once they get close enough to being lost forever everything around them gets sucked away. I have never understood how or why that works but it sure seems to.
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One of my strongest fundamental principals is pride. Not the “let’s go to war because you spit on my shoes pride” but the “I am always my best, my kindest, and myself without apologies kind of pride”. The kind of pride that allows you to look someone in the eye and speak candidly and without malice or regret, anything less is cowardice… well maybe that’s too harsh, maybe sad is a better word.
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When you see someone you care about being pulled towards one of these black hole tears, i.e. a bad relationship, a dangerous situation, an ugly haircut instinct dictates you warn them, grab their hand and say NOOO What are you thinking? You’re too smart to date a married man… or whatever the case may be. The problem lies in the pretty swirling colors, you can never see the colors as they do, you can never reason with them unless they want to hear it, of course the opposite is true as well.
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Does anyone remember that movie Shallow Hal? Hal was happy because he saw what he wanted, it doesn’t mean he was wrong to live in the fantasy if it made him happy but it doesn’t mean that she wasn’t fat either.

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Hal: Okay, who do you think is the most beautiful woman in the world?
Maurico: Wonder Woman
Hal: Okay… let’s say everyone else in the world thought Wonder Woman was ugly.
Mauricio: It wouldn’t matter. Because I know they’d be wrong
Hal: See! That’s what I had with Rosemary! I saw a knock out, I don’t care what anybody else saw!

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Anyway that’s how I lost someone in my life that I used to consider my best friend, family even. I wish I could say I was distressed or felt loss, I wish she were still her strong, happy, determined self, and I wish losing our friendship mattered… It’s really quite sad that a man came between friends; I even tried keeping my mouth shut for a while, but the truth is it’s been a long time coming. Of course she thinks it was me not her, and I think it was her not me but it’s over now and all I can do is forget… like I said before; somewhere between reality and fantasy I tend to lose people.

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To Subway or Not To Subway in 2009

Posted in Uncategorized on January 5, 2009 by thegoodpinkknight

I am one of those relentless L.A. commuters; I love my car.
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Okay this is not REALLY my car but still… I don’t mind the drive. I get to blast the stereo to almost deafening levels at 7AM. Here is the only problem: My commute is 8 miles and it takes me about one full hour to drive this distance. Until today public transit has never seemed like a viable option. First off it smells, second, it’s dirty, and third it’s filled with people I wouldn’t normally want to talk to. Yes I know I am being stuck up but my nose is sensitive, I’m afraid of germs and people in L.A. aren’t usually that nice to strangers anyway so, who are we fooling? Besides the bus/train route is kinda out of the way… Anyway my office is moving even closer to home, my commute will now be 6.5 miles, about 45 minutes but right across the street from a subway stop. So… I thought I better reconsider.

Subway VS Car:

Being Stared at by Creepy Guy on the Way to Work VS Talking to My Best Friend on the Phone on the Way to Work.
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Moving 5 MPH VS 75 MPH. That’s 1 Hour VS 8 Minutes (literally).
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Walking Two Mile a Day (roundtrip) to the Subway Station VS Walking 50 Feet to my Car…
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Saving between $100-$200 a month VS Spending it on Gas & Higher Car Insurance
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Helping our City & Planet by NOT adding 1.8 Grams of Emissions into the air per year with my daily drive to work VS Having More Personal Space & Comfort.
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DAMMED IT! I Didn’t make a very convincing argument against myself. I’m slightly afraid but my time and money are valuable to me and I’d be an ecological hypocrite if I didn’t at least give it a try so…

I GUESS THE SUBWAY IT IS!

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Perfectly Delicious

Posted in Uncategorized on December 31, 2008 by thegoodpinkknight

Theresa’s Perfectly Delicious Low Sugar Caramel Apple Pie Recipe

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The Kitchen Can Be Fun!

INGREDIENTS:

9” deep ready pie crust with top (I’m too lazy to make the crust from scratch)
1/2 cup Splenda for Baking (or 3/4 cup if you like a much sweeter flavor)
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/2 heaping teaspoon ground cinnamon
6 cups thinly sliced granny smith (green) apples (about 5 apples)
1/2 cup Sugar Free caramel Ice cream topping
1/4 cup chopped pecans
1 egg – egg white only

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Don’t Worry It’s Easier Than It Looks! Just follow the:

DIRECTIONS:

Peel and slice your apples. Soak them in a large bowl of water with 2 tablespoon of lemon juice. This will prevent the apple cuts from browning.

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (205 degrees C).

Stir together the sugar, cornstarch and cinnamon (mix well).

Drain water completely from cut apples.

Combine the dry ingredient mixture and the apples, mix together until apples are coated thoroughly (I prefer to do this by hand).

Pour about 1/2 of the mixture into the first unbaked pie shell

Pour/Drizzle about half (1/8 cup) of the warmed caramel topping over it. Sprinkle with about half (1/8 cup) of the pecans.

Add the remaining apples on top. (It should appear heaping and overly full. Don’t worry! The apples will bake down)

Then Pour/Drizzle the remaining warmed caramel topping over it and sprinkle in the rest of the pecans.

Take the second Pie shell and cut it diagonally into long strips about 1-2 inches wide. Now crosshatch these together on top to create the perfect pie look. You can just lay them on top of one another or if your more coordinated weave them together. If you have any remaining strips use it around the edges to reinforce the top.

Your Pie Top pattern should look something like this:

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Or if your feeling lazy or pressed for time you can just place the second pie shell over and cut slits in the top. (Ventilation is critical to avoid explosion-ish)  In that case it would look like this:

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NOW WE ARE READY TO BAKE!!

Cover top with foil (doesn’t have to be tight) & place on top of a cookie sheet (so if it bakes over your stove wont need to be cleaned)

Bake @ 400 degrees:

Bake for 25 minutes

After 25 minutes remove from oven and remove foil. Brush pie top dough with egg white.

Bake for another 25 minutes.

Bake 45-50 minutes total, until golden brown.

Cool for 1 hour before slicing.

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Ready To Serve!!!

Top with Ice Cream and Whipped topping while still warm if you like. I prefer:

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And after enjoying this delicious pie don’t forget to leave the soap out so your boyfriend/husband can do the dishes!

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Ohhh Vegas

Posted in That's what I said! on November 24, 2008 by thegoodpinkknight

The saying “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” has a whole new meaning for me. Mainly because there are a lot of things that happened in Vegas this weekend I wish would stay there along with the memories and moments which have genuinely changed not only how I view my friends and coworkers but how I view myself and the personal commitment I have to what I want out of life.
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Sounds serious I know, such an intensely philosophical statement after what should have been a light and wild weekend of fun…

It was fun, for the most part, it was also eye opening and I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing. Maybe a judgment doesn’t need to be placed on the experience, all i know is that is has been on of those experiences that will stay with you. I cant quite explain it, and honestly don’t want to so I’ll just go over the random highlights.

The hotel was gorgeous

We saw Thunder Down Under which was excruciatingly bad but in a very randomly entertaining  way. Sadly enough for the dancers the only effect it had was that it made M & I miss our boyfriends hahaha.

We went on one of those timeshare presentations, we scared our tour guide. M inadvertently threatened his life and he thought I was the biggest snob on the face of the planet with no grasp on reality.

Lulu got lost at a gay mens resort and blew all his money before the first full day was over.

We had some good buffett food and some better desserts.

The work event was stuffy and awkward in the beginning but had its fun moments. Lulu called one of my co-workers a Tyrannosaurus Rex and I had to literally hold him back from hitting on my companies CEO.

M & I tried each of the slot machines; $1.00, $0.25, $0.05, and $0.01, overall I lost $4.00 and I think M lost $10.00

We looked fabulous.

And although some of my co-workers invited me back to Vegas with them next weekend, i think ill sit that one out! LOL